The Awkward Moment when you she says no.
You: Can i see your tits?
Girlfriend: No
You: Hmm...
You: Uh, wanna fuck now?
Girlfriend: No
You: I got a boner?!
Girlfriend: Go watch porn then.
You: Can i buy a new guitar?
Girlfriend: No
You: Go fuck your midget ex boyfriend then you cunt.
Girlfriend: Fine *leaves*
You: Shit...
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