Five

The Awkward Moment when you realize no one your age but you listens to Jazz.

Girlfriend: What the fuck is this?
You: Dave Burbeck...
Girlfriend: Sounds like something my dead grandma listened to
You: Yeah well, theres this-nevermind...*silence in car for 15 minutes

Friend: Bro, what is this?
You: Lenny Breau
Friend: Sounds like 50's music on crack, grow up.
You: Thanks...